I am not a lesbian (no offense to anyone who is), but I am starting wonder if I could be. I am a fun loving, sexual woman, but that is not easy to see when there is a man in my life. He brings out this monster in me. Here are some examples.
Scenario number one. Me:" Hi honey, how was your day?" Him: "Good, but I missed you" (as he gives me a hug his hand either reaches down and squeezes my ass or reaches up and cups my boob). Seriously!?! Can there ever be just a nice tender hug without sexually groping my body? And why do men think its a turn on to pinch, grab, poke parts of my body. I understand some women like pain. I do not. I move away from pain. Which leads to the moment when he says to me: "Why do you always push me away?" Hmm?
Scenario two. Why does he get to complain and I don't? When I do it, I am nagging. When he does it, I am suppose to sit and listen. Come on, really!?!
Scenario three. Money! OMG, its okay to spend all the money in the world, as long as it is HIS idea!
Scenario four. Moms, PLEASE wean your boys! Men are the biggest babies in the world. I believe that if aliens came and took all the women in the world, men would shrivel up and die!
I am not done, but I will stop here for today. I am feeling much better. It is cleansing to vent. I am sure I will get many negative comments from men, and that's okay, I expect that.
